My Name is NEOR
The One, Who forgot to BUY the DIPS
Part digital prophet, part meme supreme, I am the who karate-chopped his way out of the Matrix, only to trip and face-plant into a blockchain"
Satoshi Nakamoto and a malfunctioning meme generator had a love
That's Me,
Roses are red, violets are blue, , you know what to do. (Psst... It's follow on Twitter and Telegram)
My Mission?
Patching Capitalism.exe
I am here to turn your economic textbooks into confetti and your Bitcoin into Bitlaughs. Patching Capitalism.exe with the finesse of a bull in a
Latest Update Features:
- New 'Robin Hood' mode: Steals from the rich, gives to the poor, keeps the memes
- Replaced 'Invisible Hand' with 'High-Five of Economic Justice'
- Buffed 'Avocado Toast' to instantly solve
- Nerfed 'Bootstraps': Now only useful for actual boots
- Replaced 'trickle-down economics' with 'geyser-up redistribution'
- New cheat code : Turns stock market into a meme-driven rollercoaster
My Daily Routine
Turning your timeline into a meme-powered revolution.
- with more hot takes than a microwave burrito factory.
- Slides into the DMs of crypto whales, armed with nothing but dad jokes and redistribution schemes.
- Hosts viral challenges that make celebrity roasts look like preschool compliments.
- Starts Twitter wars with economic textbooks, usually winning by K.O. (Komedy Overload).
- Conducts live-streamed "Explain Blockchain Like I'm Five" sessions, where the five-year-olds often make more sense
$NEOR Coin
The Missing Link in Crypto Evolution
Behold, $NEOR: the cryptocurrency that Darwin never saw coming. Born in the primordial soup of memes and forged in the fires of FOMO, it's between your wallet and poor life choices.
Attention, future bagholders!
Our meme faster than your mom's spaghetti. Wen moon? Right after we figure out how to draw a dog in MS Paint. Stay tuned, and maybe practice your 'diamond hands' pose."
Remember, in the vast jungle of shitcoins, only the dankest survive.
Join The Revolution
The Matrix re--ded
How to join our elite squad of meme freedom fighters:
- Smash the below SNS ICON harder than you smash your keyboard during a crypto dip.
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There is no Step 2.
You're already in too deep. (Much like your last alt-coin investment, am I right?)
As the ancient crypto proverb goes,
There is and apparently no fiat in my wallet either." But who needs cutlery or real money when you can fork your way to freedom and pay for ramen with pure, unfiltered revolution?
Hodl of Fame
Paper hands evolve into adamantium
Welcome to Mount ROImore, where the lore come to be immortalized in sweet, sweet blockchain. This is where diamond hands evolve into adamantium, and ascend to godhood (or at least to their mom's spare bedroom).
Grab your $NEOR tokens and embark on a HODLer's journey to eternal meme glory! Keep those diamond hands sparkling, and you might just find in our illustrious HODL of Fame. Who needs a yacht when you can have pixelated immortality?